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Time for a second installment of Search Term Quickies, where we answer a few of our stranger search term inquiries/comments (we’re able to see the search terms that lead viewers to our blog) WITH ILLUSTRATIONS. Let’s get ready to rumble.

“hairy male pits”

via http://www.gifpal.com/image/YKjfLz50Xf/

Yes, I am a lesbian why do you ask?

“hot hug”

via http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&docid=YoEHDzjuoKX8xM&tbnid=58mRlsuHEAOs2M:&ved=0CAQQjhw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fweknowgifs.com%2Fgif%2Ftag%2Fbaby-elephant-hug-gif%2F&ei=MTQnU-rgHu-g0gGM24CwBw&bvm=bv.62922401,d.dmQ&psig=AFQjCNFlZYt0Pu1c8tgWz_y-NmtFnLPdiA&ust=1395164561028461

This is the image I got when I searched “sexy hug.” Go home, internet, you’re drunk.

“new jersey naked dinner parties”

VIA http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&docid=yG5GvwBQ-ZV2FM&tbnid=y62iWIAb8vUaGM:&ved=0CAQQjhw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fglee.wikia.com%2Fwiki%2FFile%3ASnl-so-freakin-excited.gif&ei=pTQnU8idG-iR0QGlh4DQCg&bvm=bv.62922401,d.dmQ&psig=AFQjCNEocPi-ZiZf2qG5gPn3X7rsEHoE9Q&ust=1395164693823200

OH MY GOD I HOPE YOU FOUND WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR

“withhold funds if nothings done on climate change”

via http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&docid=u53cSOixqVwnOM&tbnid=hIxWAMKIB0wWSM:&ved=0CAQQjhw&url=http%3A%2F%2Ftwitpic.com%2Fa2vee7&ei=SzUnU9WFNumW0AHD94HYBw&bvm=bv.62922401,d.dmQ&psig=AFQjCNHTtfNAjEQ9VSbMPLB5g8Ki1ydTsQ&ust=1395164865652086

“les bian sexxx”

via http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&docid=G1Ui3McLP5fAFM&tbnid=yt86unxux_xK9M:&ved=0CAQQjhw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fknowyourmeme.com%2Fphotos%2F531047-i-know-that-feel-bro&ei=RTYnU7CnDs3F0AGmzYGoBA&bvm=bv.62922401,d.dmQ&psig=AFQjCNE4KGomkHPFDb5cnRXmW9-QQVTvpw&ust=1395164971172999

I had a hard time picking the best of all the hilarious gifs so I went with a snail.

“why do they call me ma’am”

via http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&docid=-A3cP7aKQ3bQzM&tbnid=U6OMuRg_JBXiMM:&ved=0CAQQjhw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lazygamer.net%2Fxbox-360%2Fgta-v-online-detailed-over-500-missions-and-more%2F&ei=wzYnU7qUFc6W0gHIhYGgBw&bvm=bv.62922401,d.dmQ&psig=AFQjCNHy0iDy52_g7fSbYiAegfRQUj5phg&ust=1395165248191406

Oh, T’ealc, is there an emotion you are not amazing at expressing?

“daniel craig james bond eyebrows”

via http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&docid=U86rh3FCpO8s5M&tbnid=VRFtfE-2qSff_M:&ved=0CAQQjhw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fsuptg.thisisnotatrueending.com%2Farchive%2F26590015%2F&ei=aTcnU9_eGMmT0QH2oYHIBg&bvm=bv.62922401,d.dmQ&psig=AFQjCNFZX4nLFN9jZtrm5iG6LhFv_gbhBQ&ust=1395165380338024

SO DREAMY

“do european woman have larger labia”

via http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&docid=HWum6Nh0nAf-8M&tbnid=qCLGecIIYxPOQM:&ved=0CAQQjhw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fgif-central.blogspot.com%2F2013%2F02%2Fsloth-how-about-no.html&ei=8TcnU_OVIKKW0QHniIHADQ&bvm=bv.62922401,d.dmQ&psig=AFQjCNHvKvzRK-L52xHL1IZXyrRFG59ErA&ust=1395165506083457

At least this is a new stereotype?

“couldnt stop having orgasms”

via http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&docid=UGH6crWSXnlA-M&tbnid=USW0cW0avYA0zM:&ved=0CAQQjhw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fkaramigo.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F43723548321%2Fwhen-im-hitting-it-off-with-someone-then-they-say&ei=wjgnU7HODoXC0gGBhYCABg&bvm=bv.62922401,d.dmQ&psig=AFQjCNH0DGV_XseT6wQkSX02YF9dl0m7Nw&ust=1395165746880256

Maybe get that checked out? Unless it’s porn. It’s probably porn.

“is there a reason why i cant touch my hands behind my back”

via http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&docid=WOS3P7BEhL3aIM&tbnid=WdKu8yTuTsmcBM:&ved=0CAQQjhw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fboard.sonicstadium.org%2Fuser%2F685-lennox%2F%3Ftab%3Dreputation%26app_tab%3Dforums%26type%3Dreceived%26st%3D15&ei=RjknU9niA8rF0gHwiYGgAw&bvm=bv.62922401,d.dmQ&psig=AFQjCNGVfgLmgtY6GqhNevbIBOxhgQykSg&ust=1395165868622961

INFERIOR ELBOWS.

and finally…

“some of the best shout out calls in curling”

via http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&docid=o7qRt8M_On7KTM&tbnid=4goNIkKs2jZ2sM:&ved=0CAQQjhw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theprospect.net%2Fthe-end-of-senior-year-gif-edition-1900&ei=qTknU-a8DsjF0QGD8ICoBQ&bvm=bv.62922401,d.dmQ&psig=AFQjCNFyX5qoQ7Bj-Phx0pAcfs3VV3Penw&ust=1395165986024279

Seriously how.