Is anyone else tired of the condescending articles about what twenty-somethings don’t know? Or the unrealistic articles about what we’re like? Yeah. Here is a more accurate list:
1. You will give yourself pep talks to complete basic tasks. They will be long, and sometimes they will rhyme.
2. You will forget to buy toilet paper frequently. You will wipe your butt with paper towels more times than is really acceptable for an adult.