Hello, friends! It’s time for another installment of “Lucy responds to questionable/terrible sex and love advice on the internet!”
This week, my friend sent me a gem of a piece from Cosmopolitan about two of my very favorite topics: oral sex and equality in sexual relationships. It’s called…wait for it, “Girls who say they love blow jobs are ruining my life.” Because, insists author Anna Breslaw, there is not a single woman on Earth who truly gets off on giving oral sex to dudes. NOT A SINGLE ONE. The absurdity of such a declaration is only heightened by the fact that it was published by a magazine that consistently runs content dedicated to the pursuit of male pleasure (5 BILLION SEX TIPS THAT WILL BLOW HIS MIND) while barely addressing female pleasure.
Y’all know I have a lot of feelings about this. Let’s begin: