I’ve mostly stopped watching Upworthy-titled videos. The ones that are mind-boggling and important but also have titles like “this puppy-child started crying, and you won’t BELIEVE what this politician did next!” The over-the-top titles simultaneously pique my interest and make me want to trash the email. However, every so often I get bored and find myself clicking through emails from political groups that send me stuff because I signed a petition of theirs 5 years ago. Today was one of those days. I opened an email and skimmed to the bottom, then clicked on this satirical Doritos commercial.